I get asked a lot if the reason I like birds is because I wish I could fly. I guess a lot of people say they’d pick the power of flight if they could choose a superpower, but to be honest, it’s not something that’s ever appealed to me. I mean, how hard is it to get around as it is? I have a car, and airfare prices aren’t that bad anymore. I just think flying around by yourself would be annoying. You’d get bugs in your teeth. You’d always be the one asked to make a run to the grocery store. Plus, like, what are you going to do with your luggage? You can’t just carry it with you as you fly to vacation in another country. I think people forget about the luggage part. The point is, I don’t love birds because I want to be a bird. They can do their thing and I’ll do mine. However, there are always exceptions. One of them is Halloween. Birds are a perfect Halloween costume because there are so many options. You can embrace the scariness of Halloween and go as...